Captain's Log: Away for a brief medical procedure today. Starfleet Medical assures me it's routine, though the doctor did mention something about rerouting a couple of conduits and shutting down a redundant subsystem I don't really need anymore. If I come back walking funny, tell everyone it was a transporter malfunction.
" Please state the nature of your medical emergency." - Emergency Medical Hologram. - " Oh, it's you again. So, I take it that you have agreed to have the redundancy removed? Don't bother answering. Here is your sedative. Your mouth should stop working immediately. So, I was just thinking while I am in there, I will also remove your appendix and one of your kidneys. My new medical protégé Ensign Hannibal Lecter has asked for one repeatedly. And the medical scanner thingy shows a large muscle in your chest that refuses to stop twitching. Seem to have forgotten what that thing is called. Oh, well best remove that as well. Ensign Lecter is nodding yes rather emphatically. Stop squirming now. It will be over soon.
James Chessher
@Reply 5 months ago
Hoping all goes well with no hiccups and for a speedy recovery.
Thanks to both of you for the well wishes. Starfleet Medical reports the procedure was a success, though there was a brief moment when the doctor said something about a calibration drift and I really wished he was joking. A little discomfort today, but nothing an ice pack and a stern glare at the biobed cant handle. The redundant subsystem has officially been decommissioned and I'm back on my feet. If you notice me walking a little carefully, just blame it on a transporter pad that needs realignment. LLAP
John Davy
@Reply 5 months ago
I am not sure where you are going to get the injection, but you have my sympathy! John
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