I hope today brings you a little peace, a little joy, and maybe even a quiet moment to yourself somewhere between the food and the chaos.

Whether you are celebrating Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, or enjoying a quiet day with your computer, I hope it gives you exactly what you need. And yes, a guilt free nap absolutely counts. I am spending the day with my wife and puppies. 

Now, as I mentioned in last night's Captain's Log, I may have accidentally agreed to host a cultural exchange dinner with a visiting group of Klingons. So today's holiday prep has turned into a blend of normal cooking and mild tactical planning. 

I learned that showing no fear while opening the oven door counts as bravery in Klingon culture. To be fair, it really was hot. Oven mitts are without honor! My wife is handling the diplomacy. At one point I heard her calmly explaining that the electric carving knife is not a ceremonial dagger. She said it with a straight face, too. I think she saved us all.

Meanwhile I am trying to figure out how to set the table so nobody mistakes a seating arrangement for a challenge. This is harder than any Microsoft Access form layout I have ever done. I learned that presenting side dishes as if they are sacred relics wins you favor. I think they genuinely believed the mashed potatoes had spiritual significance. I'll take that as a win.

Thanksgiving always ends up with at least one story you did not expect. Mine just happens to involve warriors evaluating my side dishes for honor. But... Wherever you are and however you celebrate, I hope your meal is good, your company is kind, and your day gives you something to smile about.

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