I am currently assisting in the official judging of the 238th Annual Ferengi Tooth Sharpening Invitational. Bribery is discouraged but not entirely unexpected. I will return to Federation space on Monday.
I am currently attending a Vulcan cultural exchange program. It is going well. Everyone is silently judging me, but respectfully and with perfect composure.
I am currently engaged in high-stakes diplomacy with the Klingon High Council. Results are mixed. Everyone keeps yelling. I think this means they respect me. My continued survival is not guaranteed. We are currently gathered for dinner. The food is moving. Nothing is poisoned so far. If that changes, replies may be significantly delayed.
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