The diplomatic situation involving the Klingons and the Tribbles has escalated slightly. The Klingon Chancellor now insists the Tribble ambassador's actions were not merely enthusiastic, but deliberate, strategic, and deeply dishonorable.
The Tribble ambassador maintains this is simply "how Tribbles express goodwill."
Negotiations continue. Fur coverage has increased. The ceremonial sash has been declared a total loss.
I will respond once tempers cool, honor is reestablished, and someone figures out how to remove Tribbles from places Tribbles should never have been.
If this is urgent, please attempt a subspace transmission. If it is not urgent, please do not make eye contact with the Klingons.
Qapla'
Kevin Robertson
@Reply 8 months ago
Your Klingon and Tribble tale would make a great adventure game in your Decision Tree.
Kevin indeed. A choose your own adventure game! Lol. Maybe I'll start doing that.
Sam Domino
@Reply 8 months ago
"...remove Tribbles from places Tribbles..." Well, someone did, but the puns killed that method. Maybe put some quadrotriticale in a transport vessel to humanely "remove" the Tribbles. The Dyson v42 vacuum cleaner (patent pending) with the DNA configurable matrix could be used to remove the Tribble fur. LLAP!
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