Computer Learning Zone CLZ Access Excel Word Windows

We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

-Malcom Reynolds
 
Home   Courses   TechHelp   Forums   Help   Contact   Merch   Join   Order   Logon  
 
Back to Captain's Log    Comments List
Upload Images   @Reply   Bookmark    Link   Email   Next Unseen 
Klingon Honor Duel
Richard Rost 
          
4 months ago
Captain's Log, supplemental:

Following yesterday's vote, I formally accepted the Klingon Chancellor's challenge to an honor duel.

As the Chancellor charged forward, roaring and swinging his bat'leth with great enthusiasm, I immediately yielded, dropped to one knee, and declared that his honor was unquestionable and clearly superior.

This did not go as expected.

The chamber fell completely silent. Klingons began arguing whether yielding instantly was cowardice or the ultimate acknowledgment of honor. Several elders cited ancient precedent. Someone started chanting. Someone else started singing. I believe a bloodline was invoked. Possibly two.

The Chancellor eventually declared the matter "unresolved but... troubling," which appears to be the Klingon equivalent of a draw.

The Tribble ambassador applauded by multiplying.

Negotiations are technically paused while ceremonial songs continue and everyone pretends to understand what just happened. Somehow casks of Blood Wine were opened and now the Klingons are drinking and singing.

What should I do next?

A) Allow the Klingons to finish the ceremony, endure the singing, and hope no one asks me to join in.
B) Attempt a formal apology in Klingon and risk accidentally challenging someone's entire bloodline.
C) Quietly back away while everyone is distracted by Blood Wine, chanting, and the growing pile of Tribbles.

Cast your vote. Further updates will follow once the chorus reaches a conclusion or someone throws a Tribble.

Qapla'
RR

Richard Rost OP  @Reply  
          
4 months ago

Kevin Robertson  @Reply  
          
4 months ago
A) Allow the Klingons to finish the ceremony, endure the singing, and hope no one asks me to join in.
Sam Domino  @Reply  
      
4 months ago
A, but join in the singing and drinking!  If Riker can do it, so can you!  LLAP!
Donald Blackwell  @Reply  
        
4 months ago
Uh oh, looks like while you were honoring the Klingons, the Tribbles snuck off and multiplied in your back end server.
Michael Olgren  @Reply  
      
4 months ago
Modified C- find the Tribble that most looks like a rabbit, throw it at the Klingons and yell “Run away, run away!”

This thread is now CLOSED. If you wish to comment, start a NEW discussion in Captain's Log.
 

Next Unseen

 
New Feature: Comment Live View
 
 

The following is a paid advertisement
Computer Learning Zone is not responsible for any content shown or offers made by these ads.
 

Learn
 
Access - index
Excel - index
Word - index
Windows - index
PowerPoint - index
Photoshop - index
Visual Basic - index
ASP - index
Seminars
More...
Customers
 
Login
My Account
My Courses
Lost Password
Memberships
Student Databases
Change Email
Info
 
Latest News
New Releases
User Forums
Topic Glossary
Tips & Tricks
Search The Site
Code Vault
Collapse Menus
Help
 
Customer Support
Web Site Tour
FAQs
TechHelp
Consulting Services
About
 
Background
Testimonials
Jobs
Affiliate Program
Richard Rost
Free Lessons
Mailing List
PCResale.NET
Order
 
Video Tutorials
Handbooks
Memberships
Learning Connection
Idiot's Guide to Excel
Volume Discounts
Payment Info
Shipping
Terms of Sale
Contact
 
Contact Info
Support Policy
Mailing Address
Phone Number
Fax Number
Course Survey
Email Richard
[email protected]
Blog RSS Feed    YouTube Channel

LinkedIn
Copyright 2026 by Computer Learning Zone, Amicron, and Richard Rost. All Rights Reserved. Current Time: 5/2/2026 9:17:31 AM. PLT: 2s