Garden Variety?  Is that Flower Garden or produce? :)

Kenneth you know that feeling when you are walking across fresh-cut grass, or a greenhouse, or a meadow, and you get a nose full of pollen and your body decides it's time to fire a full spread of photon mucus torpedoes? That kind of garden. I've had to clean off my monitor twice today.

Your website seems to be under the weather too. It's giving me a variety of connection errors.

Really? I've got multiple alarm systems and none of them have gone off. No other user complaints today. Could be on your end?

It's been going on for days. The error pages are coming from your web servers, and it keeps asking if I am a human after I haven't been active on the page for a bit. Long delays to connect after shift+F5.

That's very strange. I haven't been getting complaints from any other users. The asking if you're a human screen, that comes from Cloudflare, which is my web security service. But it shouldn't be that aggressive. Maybe once per session I've got to think it's something on your end. At any given time there's 30 or 40 people on the website.