I ordered my t-shirt.
I will definitely wear it for our next steakhouse outing.

I ordered a t-shirt (the one in the first image) and the Trucker Cap.

Where is the Hat that has the logo and below it "Making Access Great Again" :D

Jeffrey wash your mouth with soap and water, young man. Access has always been great.

That's actually a fantastic idea lol. Here are some GPT ideas...

MAKE ACCESS GREAT AGAIN  
MAKE ACCESS GEEKY AGAIN  
MAKE ACCESS GLOBAL AGAIN  
MAKE ACCESS GUI AGAIN  
MAKE ACCESS GO ANYWHERE  
MAKE ACCESS GENERATIVE AI  
MAKE ACCESS GO-TO AGAIN  
MAKE ACCESS GLORIOUS AGAIN  
MAKE ACCESS GRAND AGAIN  
MAKE ACCESS GRIND AGAIN  
MAKE ACCESS GREAT FORMS  
MAKE ACCESS GAIN ADOPTION  
MAKE ACCESS GET ATTENTION  
MAKE ACCESS GOOD ALWAYS  
MAKE ACCESS GROWN-UP AGAIN  
MAKE ACCESS GAMECHANGING AGAIN  
MAKE ACCESS GOALS ATTAINABLE  
MAKE ACCESS GREAT (STILL)

Some weird ones... LOL

Or if we lost the G we could say

MAKE ACCESS POPULAR AGAIN

Make Access PART OF MS OFFICE Again

I know it's great.  But yeah make it part of MS Office again... and get all the cool toys the other programs get.... seems a btt long.

Where is the "Debug, Compile, once in a while."

Jerry I have that on my list. Coming soon.

Maybe the coffee mug could have the "recordset framework" on it, with the "do stuff here" line.  Maybe a post-it style calendar with code vault entries on the days.

OK, TeePublic doesn't have mouse pads (WTF?) so I set up another store. Here you go...

Matt here is your coffee mug.

And here's a cool mouse pad: vertical or horizontal.

BTW: in case you guys are wondering, I have zero control over the pricing. They set that. I get like $1 or $2 from each sale, so yay me! Trust me, I'm not doing this to get rich. I just think it's cool. :)

Whoa... Spreadshop has EVERYTHING. Shirts, mousepads, mugs, teddy bears, baby onesies, you name it!

Here's my store. Check it out.

Darn. More stuff for me to order now.

PtrSafe MS Office Access

How about a desk pad (the very large mouse pad) with Rost's words of wisdom across the top portion (set it, forget it; etc.), vba functions on the left side (docmd, recordset, Do/while loop, etc.), short cuts along the right side, and not so common info under the keyboard section of the desk pad?  Of course it would have Richard's picture and logo on it (maybe top right)!

That's a fantastic idea, but I don't think either one of these stores offers that. If you can find me one, let me know. Of course I want print on demand. One of the reasons I love these stores is because I can just set up the merch. I literally upload the logo and they do everything else. They handle the orders, they handle the shipping, I don't want to have to design it and have like 100 made and then have them shipped to me and I got to ship them out. I ain't got time for that.

One of the T-shirts has to say: "-What happens if... -Just try it!", or something like that. :)

Received my t-shirt and cap. Now I look cool... er...  cooler :)

Yeah, I received the 2 shirts I ordered from TeePublic. Still waiting for the Spreadshop merch.

USPS - Send me a notification that my merchandise is arriving today. Can't wait.

I need you guys to make a collection to pay me, so I do NOT model it on this site. lol

The money you can collect might depend on what you ordered.  ;)

He ordered the little teddy bear shirt.

May the gods save us...

Actually, it was the onesie. lol